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Another Monday, another glorious Monday....
.....but wait, this is probably the last time I will complain about it being another school week because school is almost over!! Its almost bittersweet, in a way....not really, since IB consumes your life until the day you graduate.....
I have been "working" on my bitch-of-a-Bio IA.....it literally took me almost 2 hours trying to find what tree I picked the fucking leaves from.....and too bad I think its still the wrong tree...whatever, Mrs. Bridget Renick loves me, she'll give me an A anyway, just because I'm Paris..
I'm really thinking about skipping the beginning of school tomorrow....I don't want to listen to orals (but in a way I do because I want to see what everyone else has to say...) and French is just review for the people taking the final, which I'm not, and then Theater is complete bullshit, especially since I'm done with my final....the only thing I have to go to is Math....you gotta love Chris Sparkman!
I get my "official" driver's license tomorrow..woot woot! I have to admit, I'm a pretty good driver....I know some people who have had their license for more than a year, and they still can't drive like a sober person....like Stephanie Combs...haha, I was driving behind her today and she kept braking for no fucking reason, and it took her ten minutes to change lanes!! Is that being a good Christian.....or just a bad driver?  Don't worry, she knows I love her and her gangly self....
Holy Shit! I almost forgot to talk about Powderpuff...the highlight of the weekend! I guess I will refer to Jake's listing technique...it is much easier.....
1.) First of all, lying to Evan and telling him his French exchange-student-friend just drove
your car and hit a light pole is not nicecoughKatiecough....especially when you are
tricking me too!!
2.) The Cheer Queens were hil-AR-i-ous!! I loved Diane(Jake), Mary-Anne(Evan), Charlene
(Josh), Shawna(Mike), and Bonquisha(Joey). The wigs, the skirts, the makeup, the
moves....all of it was just too much and I loved it! At times, I was kind of scared,
especially when the hair flipping became too natural, but over all, they were beautiful
bitches.
3.)Joey is my official sexual photographer....wait until you see my boob shot! I must admit,
its pretty hot....like I said, I need a Warning Sign...."Caution--Paris is just too hot to
handle, you might feel feelings of arousal or sexual thoughts about her constantly,
obsession may occur."
4.)Chatting and hanging out with everyone was very amusing....saw the beautiful Hana and
her Mormon friends, they were cute....it seemed like they had the I Heart James Club, but
everyone knows I'm James' #1 no matter what, just because I'm Paris, duh.
It was fun making fun of people with Alex...mostly James and/or Sarah Bilkert.
Zach Hayden will always keep me amused....goodness, he is tres amuse.
Matt Toland is cute....so is Bri!
5.)Wasn't a football game going on at Powderpuff......haha just kidding! Juniors
kicked ass...so did senoirs....whatever, its just a game people!
Quote of the Day came from Ellis! "Julienne, you're in charge of the class...Paris, you're in
charge of Julienne and the class."
She obviously knows that I'm Queen of Everything. Duh....why is that people? I'm Paris!
Ooo look how big it is!! .....I want a Liger!! <more later...>
And i don't wanna fall to pieces, i just wanna sit and stare at you.
I don't wanna talk about it
And i don't want a conversation, i just wanna cry in front of you.
I don't wanna talk about it, cuz' i'm in love with you. | 
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